Mr. Robbins

Hello Mr. Robbins, how are you this evening? 
It's always nice to see you, in your old hat and weathered shoes. 
Another busy Saturday's night ahead of me, 
But how do you like your room? 
Is everything made the way you like it? 
Yes indeed, it's too bad we have no smoking benches outside. 
I'll inform management on Monday that you think we should. 
Here, let me wipe that off your face. 
Do watch out for the desk, we have 
A business to run here, and appearances are important. 
No, the owner is not a Russian spy 
And the guests next door haven't seen your toy cars. 
Have you taken your medicine, Mr. Robbins? 
You look a little pale. 
Let me get you a glass of water. 
How about you come along with me 
To lock up the hotel, make sure everything is safe, 
Like you used to do on your "security checks" 
When I first started working here. 
Oh yes, the night is young. 
I think I heard a party going on 
Down that hallway, ugh! 
Nobody understands, you aren't supposed to 
Party late at night in a hotel. 
You saw a shady man, passed out in the lounge? 
Dear me, I'll have to wake him. 
We can't be having his kind staying here. 
Thank you, Mr. Robbins, all is safe and sound. 
Do come see me in the morning 
Before I leave for home at sunrise. 
What's that, you'll come back down in an hour? 
Oh good, you'll be fit to keep me company 
For a good portion of my busy night. 
Bless you, Mr. Robbins.